• A little kid’s guide to understanding women…
  • I see dumb people…
  • Ellen speaks the truth…
  • Why do they even exist?
  • So I was chillin’…
  • You could’ve just said ‘No’
  • I will destroy you
  • Beautiful dirt
  • The best knock-knock joke in history
  • And now what?
  • Priorities
  • Teddy Roosevelt’s diary entry from the day his wife Alice died of kidney failure