• You have had one of these…
  • Spoilers ruin everything…
  • Bill Gates is better than Batman…
  • Roll of quarters
  • Yeah, this will do…
  • A tiny palm-sized baby Panda
  • Hey, is something wrong?
  • Break off…
  • A way to break the news…
  • My first year of college
  • Every time I poop at someone else’s house…
  • Photoshop in real life