• My job is…
  • New York City looks way more awesome in the night…
  • Perfect paint scheme for a Smart…
  • Sank you…
  • They told us we could become anything…
  • Snooki Logic
  • This is the answer
  • It only goes downhill from there…
  • Cat logic
  • I failed my exam…
  • The perfect boyfriend
  • Works on every elevator…