• I still pretend it every time…
  • They’re so much better…
  • Real heavy metal…
  • What not to say to a police officer…
  • When you finish a book…
  • Dear paranoid people…
  • Gandalf…
  • Deleting Facebook…
  • Wasn’t me…
  • Hello there…
  • Sure, they look cute now
  • Meanwhile, in the evil Soviet empire