• Sometimes you simply forget…
  • Girls deserve guys that can make them smile…
  • One thing I never understood about buses and planes…
  • We were incompatible…
  • So long…
  • Still a better Vampire…
  • So that’s why…
  • No one will ever separate us…
  • Admit it, you love girls wearing these…
  • President Obama
  • But I don’t want to shower…
  • Albert Einstein got pwned