• You made Christ sad…
  • Every time I play Tetris…
  • Screw clowns.
  • Flawless Comeback
  • Asking out like a boss…
  • Some girls have a double party…
  • I’m not a dog
  • The best things in life are free
  • You don’t say
  • When I try to draw a face…
  • Whenever I beat my girlfriend on any video game…
  • Two-headed baby Bearded Dragon