• Horse cookies…
  • Rihanna is getting back with Chris Brown…
  • I laugh at my own texts…
  • I want to lose weight…
  • Everyone sing along!
  • No need for a DNA test…
  • We may have a problem…
  • Mephobia
  • Did you just say lettuce?
  • Out of my way, this is monkey business…
  • Damn, mom…
  • Best job in the world?