• Why you always feel smarter…
  • Probably my next t-shirt…
  • Marrying your bed…
  • Everyone out of my way…
  • It was cute when you were 6 months old…
  • Not the best game choice
  • Men in the baby food department
  • I changed my car horn…
  • Clever America
  • Tiny baby platypus
  • We should watch a movie
  • Yoda Squirrel