• Anyone who has ever sold anything on Craigslist can relate to this…
  • You ordered some pizza?
  • Because it’s nacho business…
  • Space party
  • At the Roller Rink: Expectation vs. Reality
  • What do you call it?
  • I wanna get down there, but I don’t wanna expend energy… Hernnghhhh flop.
  • I’ve got your finger, prepare to meet your maker!
  • Now what do I do?
  • Every birthday after your 21st.
  • I cleaned my room
  • Astonishing view