• I’m hitting every copier in the office with this…
  • Bus, go home…
  • Is that you bro?
  • What did you say to me?
  • Got your face, Barack…
  • The definition of ‘aging well’
  • Here, let me show you…
  • My reaction when some kid sends me a game invite on Facebook…
  • Stealth Facebook question
  • When I started using the Internet and found out I was the 999,999th visitor…
  • When they put too much mayo on my subway…
  • Bohemian Rhapsody, meme version