• True words…
  • Pow! Right in the kisser…
  • Made in USA…
  • Painting with a typewriter
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Duck hunting season
  • Meanwhile, in Switzerland…
  • The Most Common Birth Dates
  • Product name fail
  • Can’t get Hermione? Not a problem.
  • This is how I feel on Fridays
  • Go to hell. I’m comfortable.