• Just take the picture already…
  • He does make a valid point…
  • Pass me that thing…
  • Parents These Days…
  • No wonder I’m unemployed…
  • Meanwhile in a parallel universe…
  • Didn’t pick up on this when I was a kid
  • I found the wine, guys!
  • How weekends work…
  • Cheating like a pro
  • It’s painful
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update