• If you can read it…
  • Kinder Surprise…
  • Welcome home, dad…
  • After not looking at the calendar the entire summer…
  • After I get paid…
  • Titanic’s sinking
  • Cool Bookstores
  • Zonkey
  • This is why we can’t have nice things
  • Disrespectful
  • Public bathroom
  • How to piss off Jack Nicholson