• Truck House…
  • Excuse me, I was using that…
  • You’re home early…
  • Kids doing their homework…
  • That moment in the restaurant…
  • Just take the damn picture already
  • Half my Facebook friends
  • Stop wasting precious Facebook megabites
  • You know one day it’ll be true
  • One of the biggest WTFs of my generation
  • Comfortable bed
  • Delicious keyboard