• Keep your eye on the ball…
  • Like I even care…
  • Something that can ruin a kiss…
  • Nobody…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Just a moment of your time…
  • Like a tiny boss
  • I’m ready, Jack.
  • Celebrities that look like mattresses
  • The less you care…
  • Hi there
  • Posting to Facebook…