• Always helping you…
  • You can complain to them, but they won’t change…
  • Don’t worry, babe…
  • Fancy dice set
  • The Rules of Bacon
  • Genius crime…
  • Can’t a guy just get his handsome on?
  • God’s sense of humor…
  • Bad parking doesn’t go unpunished
  • My first year of college
  • Dangers of skipping physics at Stanford
  • In a society that has destroyed all adventure…