• My life is a romantic comedy…
  • Dear opportunist…
  • Busted in the road…
  • No one is left out on Halloween…
  • Facebook should have a limit…
  • My Current Job Situation
  • When people say ‘we’re expecting’
  • Raptor Jesus
  • When I play the maracas I go, Chick-chicky-boom Chick-chicky-boom…
  • Oh it started to rain?
  • Oakland graffiti at it’s finest
  • Oh…come on!