• The only way I know to play video games…
  • Transformer pick up line
  • Extremely rare Golden Tiger
  • The Wall Palm
  • US geography as seen by Europeans
  • Difference between boys and men
  • Song lyrics
  • Watching Godzilla backwards
  • Angry mop
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update
  • People will never drink from your glass again
  • So sick of birthday parties!