• We’re going to have so many adventures…
  • Christmas Eve…
  • Epic parenting…
  • Let me play you the song of my people…
  • Do I look pretty?
  • That’s the problem with drinking…
  • Follow the numbers…
  • The Mayans were right!
  • My math teacher attaches McDonalds applications to failed tests
  • What did you say about my mom?
  • Aw, maaaan. Turn out the lights.
  • High price tag