• Are you mocking me?
  • The Small Talk Calendar…
  • Three for the elven kings…
  • My grandchildren suck…
  • Why I never go out…
  • It doesn’t always work
  • Truths about my life…
  • My math teacher attaches McDonalds applications to failed tests
  • When I wake up…
  • Just a cat with a tie…
  • Wait… wut?
  • Chewie and Han