• If Oprah was your mom…
  • What if women invented it…
  • Groundhogs pull all the chicks…
  • Oh, I see what you did there…
  • Money metaphor
  • How my summer will probably go…
  • Troll metabolism
  • Doctors’ prescriptions…
  • Playing Battlefield 3…
  • I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
  • What Amy Winehouse used to look like
  • The house that looks like a dog