• Come get some, Terrorists…
  • I really miss you…
  • Browsing your Internet history…
  • Next time you’re feeling down…
  • Every time I cook…
  • They see me rollin’
  • A valid reaction to most things on Facebook
  • How to sit correctly
  • That John guy…
  • I just pooped
  • It hurts the soul…
  • Some people are just perverts