• Mom, get out!
  • The culprit has been discovered…
  • Chinese fast food ripoffs
  • Follow my advice…
  • Look at your hand
  • I whip my ears back and forth
  • Help me!
  • Valentine’s day?
  • Buy me flowers first, bro…
  • Just reading the news…
  • Since you can’t make them…
  • Opening a pack of gum…