• Hey mom…
  • I’ll check Wikipedia…
  • Not a big fan of Nickelback…
  • The absolute worst things in the world
  • A boatload of marines loading a helicopter mid-flight
  • Do it, Sherlock!
  • I’m very guilty of this
  • Pet rocks can be dangerous
  • Pretty or ugly
  • Christmas lights
  • To the members of US Congress
  • At first I was like…