• Peter, you’re too heavy…
  • Depressed Birthday Dog
  • Gotta love bread crumbs…
  • Dude what is this?
  • Anti-joke chicken
  • Can’t go out…
  • I don’t drink…
  • Good going…
  • Wondering where the nice guys are…
  • How the Leaning Tower of Pisa was really built
  • Have it your way
  • My pillow