• Too afraid to think…
  • Things I say while I’m driving…
  • Despite historical evidence…
  • Hey, I lost my phone…
  • Those heartless humans…
  • What is it that you want?
  • I never thought
  • Anti-Love Cat
  • eHarmony just lost a customer
  • Peeing will never be the same
  • Sup, ladies?
  • Reenacting Stock Photos