• This cake tastes funny…
  • Every goddamn night…
  • Handshake like a real man…
  • All grown up
  • There’s always that guy…
  • Wrong Number Troll…
  • The web in 3D…
  • Eye contact
  • When you spell a word correctly…
  • My thoughts while standing next to someone using a computer
  • Best feeling ever
  • Scottish man is confused