• Please text this to my phone…
  • Way to rub it in…
  • My screen is blue…
  • That’s not right…
  • Tricked you have been…
  • If I fits, I sits…
  • They are smarter
  • Excel Art
  • Bullmastiff puppy
  • I can fly!
  • Evil Wikipedia
  • It happens more often than I’d like to admit