• Dandelion on fire…
  • How I leave work every Friday…
  • Robert Downey Jr.’s acceptance speech…
  • So the cop says…
  • The truth about duct tape
  • Make up your mind
  • Zombie bite
  • What does he look like?
  • Shut up. Just for once shut up.
  • What it’s like to be a new parent
  • This awesome urn will turn you into a tree after you die
  • So sick of birthday parties!