• My shirt says ‘what’s up’…
  • She never wants to sled with me again…
  • And just like that, Earth’s population was wiped out…
  • The average female purse
  • The Adventures of Christopher Walken
  • Men’s hopes and dreams…
  • How I feel trying to clean up my hard drive…
  • It’s not that easy…
  • How it feels to be the sober one at a party
  • It’s hard to be a stud
  • Not tonight darling…
  • Ian McKellen is awesome