• Free birthday dessert…
  • I’m home…
  • Enough to scar them for life…
  • Screw you, I’m Christmas
  • Loneliness level: cat
  • The building that makes music when it rains
  • Sorry Stella, real men drink real beer
  • The only thing twilight has ever taught
  • Crazy luck
  • My relationship status
  • Why people riot
  • How to troll your baby