• ‘Murica…
  • Don’t you wish…
  • I should be there soon…maybe
  • How people react to my sarcasm
  • Quote from stabbed man…
  • That’s why I don’t eat lobster
  • Hey class, listen up…
  • Unwanted
  • At a recent wedding party…
  • Never rush into conclusions…
  • In Mexico, we say…
  • Patriotism