• Definitely doing it next Halloween: Ghosts and Pumpkins…
  • Finally, someone gave the cat a cheeseburger…
  • The best way to die…
  • I’m back…
  • Duhhh… Na
  • Too much deliciousness
  • Drinking rules
  • I’m so poor…
  • I brought you a flower
  • Phyllis Vance from “The Office” used to be an NFL cheerleader
  • Stop saying I’m cute… I’m tough!
  • Voldemort should have made him a horcrux