• Rules for the cat
  • Definitely doing it next Halloween: Ghosts and Pumpkins…
  • Yes, go ahead…
  • On a door in the Chemistry building at school…
  • Best wingman in history…
  • Feeling like an Emperor…
  • Faceplant
  • I’m really good at babysitting…
  • Rolling Stone’s Peter Travers: Worst movie critic ever
  • Oh, please…
  • Soap dispenser
  • Gary! You’re still in uniform!