• Every time I say ‘only one…’
  • McGyver theme song
  • Key holder from old seat belt
  • Most hated person on campus…
  • Quack Quack…
  • How my girlfriend feels when she’s trying to sleep and I want sex
  • Oh god, why…
  • Playing Battlefield 3…
  • Reasons winter sucks
  • Fifteen years of progress
  • Daily chair clock
  • Ozzy Osbourne Is Looking Good