• Shaving like a boss…
  • Seriously, true story…
  • This was a miserable failure…
  • If I ever save anyone’s life…
  • The truth about happiness…
  • How many people have touched this…
  • It’s OK, it’s me…
  • Careful what you wish for
  • I immediately regret this
  • ‘Murica!
  • Chill, people…
  • Humans are not so bad after all