• Calm down woman…
  • The culprit has been discovered…
  • Loyal Supermarket Customer…
  • Homer gets it right…
  • The math is done
  • It’s not a phobia…
  • In case you want earrings for the ears on your ears…
  • Why my girlfriend is the one that always cooks…
  • Being awesome
  • Seriously dude, commas
  • Be right back…
  • Lemonade?