• People’s reactions these days…
  • Wanna hang out?
  • And the dad of the year award goes to…
  • She’s fine, can’t you see?
  • A haircut like no other…
  • Phones today…
  • Daddy, how was I born?
  • That really awkward moment…
  • Trust me, I’m a lion
  • How to leave your car unlocked and unattended
  • Every essay I have ever written
  • May our attack be swift!