• Awesome dad draws on his kids’ lunch bags…
  • Scientifically true…
  • A good book
  • I finished my ship…
  • All marriages are gay
  • He’s gone…
  • If Jesus was a video game character…
  • Where are my fries?
  • Batman on a drop of water
  • When I see a tiny spider on the floor…
  • Hey handsome…
  • Wait, I have something in my teeth…