• Local pub, just telling it how it is…
  • She’s so fat…
  • The Milky Way, shot from the North Sea coast
  • How did he burn his tongue?
  • Anything could be a spider…
  • Banana strip
  • Mortal, please…
  • How to write a Nicholas Sparks movie
  • When people think I’m ‘special’…
  • Bat ice
  • I couldn’t believe it at first
  • In case of fire…