• Listen, Jack…
  • Dear Vegetarians…
  • When I make a joke and nobody gets it…
  • Possible meaning of life
  • So sorry guys…
  • Modern-day Cupid
  • Whenever I watch CNN or other news…
  • Let me show them to you
  • OK, class… open your books to page 2…
  • Just clearing a doubt
  • Obama is boring
  • Banana hammock