• Hi mister…
  • Why pencil ads are never a good idea…
  • Go home, Lindsay…
  • Priorities in order
  • A professor’s response to one student’s “paper”
  • How I feel before my final exams…
  • Why, you ask?
  • Regrets
  • What you think when your mom leaves you in the shopping line to get something
  • Nope, no Iraqis but I do see a squirrel
  • Dr. House, I’ve heard your name.
  • Joe doesn’t have AIDS.