• Things I’m still waiting for…
  • Nice Planets…Oh Wait.
  • Typical girlfriend behavior
  • Still a better vampire than Edward Cullen…
  • How I see the glass…
  • I’ve got nothing against God…
  • Going to need a new liver…
  • Seriously, don’t get confused…
  • How to quit your job in two easy steps
  • Insanely good brownies
  • Adding a logo…
  • This dog just watched Inception