• Brilliantly sarcastic response…
  • Ghetto Fire Extinguisher…
  • Free Pizza…
  • Baby Emma Watson…
  • Letters to Santa these days…
  • My laziness
  • When girls take group photos…
  • When homework is just reading textbooks…
  • I went to that tanning place…
  • The Gentleman’s guide to amputation
  • Cockroaches
  • Reasons I wash my hands in the bathroom