• The only way to function as a person…
  • Well Aaron…
  • You used me…
  • Greatest unsolved mystery…
  • Back in my day…
  • Coke Light if you use the escalator, regular Cola if you climb the stairs
  • David and Goliath
  • Facebook airport pickup
  • Hello mister chinchilla…
  • This guy is a certified badass
  • I am not a lucky person
  • I miss those days