• The Badge…
  • If your friends don’t hate you yet, try this…
  • Well played, Disney
  • Super effective
  • One way to liven up a Starbucks visit…
  • The only proper way to watch Inception
  • Imagine it in 3D…
  • The minute I get home from work…
  • Leave me alone
  • It’s scary how true this is
  • Bill Enclosed
  • Eye drop