• Oh Jaguars, you so silly…
  • Too much ham…
  • Correlation vs. Causation
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Damn life’s glitches…
  • My goal in life…
  • A jealous woman
  • Texts from my dog…
  • My high security password
  • I must go… my planet needs me
  • I will do it…
  • May our attack be swift!