• Every time I hear someone say ‘I’m bored…’
  • Respectful discourse…
  • So you washed your car…
  • Hiding from wife…
  • Adopting a dog
  • How would you feel?
  • Ignore all the previous answers
  • Good ol’ Windows 95
  • Unfair Santa
  • Plan A
  • I’m out
  • I just realized how weird tortoises are…