• Thoughts always keep you distracted…
  • Sleeping beauty…
  • Party Bear
  • After I yell at my dog for barking at another dog…
  • Please, sir, I want some more
  • Finding a spider in the shower
  • Johnny 5 is alive!
  • This is what’s wrong with music today
  • Lightspeed… Engaged!
  • Jon Hamm is basically Fabio
  • Dear Blackberry Auto-Correct
  • OK Ethel, you’re on point