• You know it’s cold outside…
  • Shark Hat
  • Senior Citizen Discounts…
  • To those taking self-portrait pictures in the bathroom…
  • When I hear a bad joke…
  • Daylight saving time
  • An eye for an eye
  • Every time I take a shower…
  • If you had a password…
  • Angry to the core
  • Banksy, on advertising
  • Internet self-portraits