• Having a bad day?
  • When my ex calls to say she wants me back…
  • The face of pure terror
  • Cleaning my cat’s litter box…
  • When did this become hotter than this?
  • Most important days in your life
  • Expired poison
  • I think I’m kind of a big deal
  • Your PIN number
  • In what country?
  • Bring protection
  • All you need is love